Forum - Man has sex with bike

Robert Stewart, 51, admitted a sexually aggravated breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner and simulating sex. He has been placed on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.


Both cleaners, who were "extremely shocked", told the hostel manager who called police.

Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink. The bachelor had been living in the hostel since October 2006 after moving from his council house in Girvan.

BBC News Nov 14 2007

I'm surprised that a tire company hasn't picked this up. I can imagine a new commerical, "Were the rubber, really, meats the road.
I know, I'm sick.

Hi,
Good one Paul! That's a good joke!
I think that guy is just a little too weird or maybe he might not have had sex in a very long time. I guess to each his own.
Both of you have a great week!
Kisses,
12pleaseu

He is lucky it was not his bike that reported to the police. Otherwise he would have already been imprisoned for rape :)

Sexual asphalt!

HAHAHA..HE RAPED THE BIKE???LOL

ROTFLOL! You've really funny Paul!

OH!... 8-DDDDDDD

A girl asks her Doctor:
Dr, I'm already adult, but my pussy is bald, no pubic hair grows! - And how often do you have sex? - Nearly 60 or 70 times a week. - Dear girl, have you ever seen grass growing on a highway???

or the one about the nuns going for a bikeride. they're all together on one of those multi-person bikes and biking through this rough terrain. everytime they go over a hill, everyone giggles, til finally the mother superior turns around and says, "if you girls can't quite down, we'll have to put the seats back on!"
if i had an exercise bike, i'm sure i would try it. get to work on my legs and kegels at the same time.

Joke is joke ;) But I heard many times that many girls feel horny for the first time just while riding a bike!

Aye, my first girlfriend also said about this. She was 12 or 13 when she felt it first!

Give him a break!! He really must have been drunk or really desperate or both!!!
LOL!!

Or maybe he was just seeking for some new experience in sex. Have you never met a guy being fed up with alive things???..LOL)))))))

I read a similar story here the other month. Much the same, but substitute the bike for a pavement (!?). Not the most comfortable of propositions, I wouldn't have thought - but then, I wouldn't have thought in the first place, I guess.