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03/09/10 03:25
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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam... '
Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.' |
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| Male Escort |
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03/09/10 03:21
Leonard0 |
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welcome Sexyabs to the site hope you enjoy your time here. welcome to the forum .
am not sure about the agencies hope you find what you are looking for |
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| Gettin appointments |
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03/09/10 03:18
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Hi, i think making a website for your services that you offer is good idea and also will bring alot of traffic and requites which is a start to go try look at www.escortsite.com . i think its the easy way to go live . wish you all the best
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| THE HAIR DRYER |
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03/08/10 00:02
Leonard0 |
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Mr_Pearl don't lie ok...... :)
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| Are You Thinking About Someone Else While.....!! |
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03/07/10 23:58
Leonard0 |
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hi guys thanks for the comments. its interesting hummm :)
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| Hello from Ireland |
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03/07/10 23:29
Leonard0 |
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Holla TomLuv, welcome to the site and enjoy your time
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| Are You Thinking About Someone Else While.....!! |
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03/05/10 07:12
Leonard0 |
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I was talking to someone yesterday. and she happened to tell me that while she were having sex with someone else she kept thinking about me. And doing so turned them on more and allowed them to have a better climax.
This isn't the first time I've been told this and god only knows why they picked me of all people but it got me thinking. Is this really a common thing to think about others while you are having sex with someone, I'll admit that I have done it in the past it wasn't frequent i did do it to see what it was like thinking of someone else. interesting to say the least. Anyway back to my question, if you have done it did you do it all the time? was it someone you knew personally or someone famous like? Anyone from here or someone you met online but not in person? just curious . |
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| A Distinct Lack Of Imagination |
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03/05/10 07:00
Leonard0 |
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There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again. Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help. The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want." The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr." After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?" |
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| Coverup |
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03/05/10 06:49
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HeHe He that's nice joke
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| James Wildfowler is back! |
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03/05/10 06:39
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Hotty pictures keep it up :)
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| SHEMALES |
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03/05/10 06:36
Leonard0 |
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Hi. hope you find what you are looking for. all the best ....
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| Hi From Arianne |
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03/05/10 06:35
Leonard0 |
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Holla Arianne welcome to the forum enjoy your time here all the best .
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| hi all from delhi |
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03/05/10 06:34
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welcome to the site anupam .
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| Hi everybody, two new girls |
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03/05/10 06:32
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Holla SweetCassey and CreampieAxcel, welcome to the site .have fun .....
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| Hello from Rachael Benedict in St. Louis |
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03/05/10 06:30
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Holla Rachael, welcome to the site and the forum. hope you have fun here :)
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