Mr. Monster is 14 mos

My little grandson is 14 mos old now and he's getting to be a lot of fun. He really suprises me sometimes by the things he gets into and how he gets himself trapped somewhere when he's exploring. In stead of putting up drawer and cabinet locks I put up gates to keep him out of the kitchen and off the stairs. I gave him his own dawer, in the reading area, so he's happy having that and a big printer box, where he throws toys. I had already bought plug in protectors and my sister bought more so, I gave them to him to play with. Sometimes he sticks them in his mouth but beacuse of the size and shape he takes the back out (I think the blades hurt) and on days he'll grab a hand full and come to me and give me one, he'll keep one, and he turns to go and the stops to give me one and takes it back and the turns and starts all over. He can't deceid if Papa gets it or he wants it.
He sighs a lot and, actually, goes, "mmmmmmmmm" when he eats what he likes, cracks me up. One day my son brought him over and told me the Monster was saying "Papa, Papa" all day.
He likes to go into my sister's room and wake her up. She has set up a bunch of different boxes for him to explore and he likes to open them up and come into the living room and show me what he has and then he'll go back to the room and do it again. He likes to be chase and play hide-n-seek or peak-a-boo. He's got a great laugh and he's starting to be tickelish, like his dad. I'm going to tourture him with tickels.
M&M is selling those special printing candies and I ordered some, in honor of the Monster, and am having them put "Monster Baby" on them. He's 14 months and 31 lbs and 33 in long and when he start walking fast you have to run to catch him. He's got such a big head and fat belly the always falling on his face so he's a work out. People can't believe how young he is.
I'm not kidding. When he's walking fast and I grab his hand he pulls me along for a couple of steps and he just slings his toys around, he is strong.
When his parents get up set with him I always tell them: "I know I'm a big boy, but I'm just a little baby." I keep reminding them of that and I piss his mom off.
She doesn't want him to have bottles, anymore, well; Bullshit! He wants a bottle when he goes down for a nap; he gets it. I'm not going to sit there and wait for im to cry himself to sleep. Shit no! If a bottle knocks him out; I'm stickin' it in there.lol
I also piss 'em off 'cause I let him go where ever he wants when I'm with him. Up the stairs, climbing over boxes, climbing up on and walking on the couch, and even walking on the kitchen counter. I told my son: "You were spoiled and I know it because I did it. Now, I'm going to spoil him worse and he's my revenge on you!" And I'm not kidding. I'm going to make my son miserable.LOL
I'm looking forward to a lot of fun

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