Euphemisms

I just read an entry over at Escort Blogs that made me laugh; then it started me thinking about other things that made me laugh more ... I am obviously out of bed way the hell to early. Anyway, the entry in question referred to a woman's "privates" as a cooter ... bwa-hahahahaha-[s trong]snort[/strong] -ha-ha! That word just cracks my ass [strong]UP[/strong]!

When they were little, my daughter and her cousin (my sister's girl) used to refer to it as their monkey; as in "Pull your dress down, I can see your monkey." I'm pretty sure that was my sister's doing, but it [strong]was[/strong] funny and the way those little girls would fall out when she said it was hilarious.

A customer from my bartending days called it a 'giner. Now, the first time I heard that I didn't ask him what it meant, and since I'd heard only part of the sentence, it was near impossible for me to figure it out for myself. You'd think I was smarter than that, wouldn't ya? Not so much. But when I finally got around to asking him what the word was ... it was worth waiting for. To this day I snorkle and chuckle to myself when I say it -- 'giner.

A hundred years ago - okay, it was more like fifteen or so - a group of us were camping at a bluegrass festival. Yes, camping. Tents, sleeping bags, coolers full of beer ... we used to know how to have fun. It was a three day event and for all intents and purposes, the entire mass of people really WERE the great unwashed - and it wasn't pleasant. But my friend and I, on a beer-hunting trip (not bear hunting - beer hunting) about fifteen miles from where we were camped, had discovered a campground tucked away in the great north woods beneath a humongous statue of Babe the Blue Ox, that featured coin-operated showers. Whee!

Imagine the looks on the faces of the curly-haired old grannies when my friend asked, "Hey, is your muff clean?" Since then, that question has come to mean, "Did you get laid last night?"

"Grumpy Old Men" is funny movie in and of itself, but when Burgess Meredith says "Looks like Chuck's takin' his skinboat to tuna town!..." O.M.G. "Tuna town." I need to rent that movie - today.

There're a BUNCH of 'em here - mostly British, but one of my favorites is "furry bicycle stand", lol.

Well, I'm glad to be back amongst the land of the living. Look for more nonsense and beauty designs from me in the near future.

Love,
Bella

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