Welcome on my Escort Site!

<strong>The title of this entry refers to how the sites offered by the "free site builder" titles ALL of their sites ... it is NOT reference to business ... just part of my bitch</strong>

<em>www.xxx.com/ - Very escort friendly and 100% free!
It will guide you strait through building it even if you don't know what your doing at a key board.</em>

Can't do anything about those pesky spelling errors, though, eh?

Arrrggghhh! "FREE" websites are the bane of my existence. <strong>NOT</strong> so much because they're conceivably taking business away from me - though I <strong>WILL</strong> admit that's part of it - but because they're ugly and they're all alike. How many times have you seen these banners? Are one of them <strong>YOURS</strong>?

(In order to see this bitchfest in all its graphic glory, please refer to <a href="http://blog.highheeldesigns.com/?p=29" target="_blank" title="Welcome on my Escort Site!">this</a> entry at my work-blog:

According to <a href="http://www.webster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?sourceid=Mozilla-search&va=rare" target="_blank" title="Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary">Webster's</a>:

Main Entry: <strong>¹rare</strong>
Pronunciation: <tt>'rar, 'rer</tt>
Function: <em>adjective</em>
<strong>1:</strong> marked by wide separation of component particles <strong>: <a href="#">THIN</a></strong> (<em>rare</em> air)
<strong>2:</strong> <strong>a:</strong> marked by unusual quality, merit, or appeal <strong>: <a href="#">DISTINCTIVE</a></strong>
     <strong>b:</strong> superlative or extreme of its kind
<strong>3</strong> <strong>:</strong> seldom occurring or found <strong>: <a href="#">UNCOMMON</a></strong>

Twenty individuals, two designs. Which of these are the rarer, and which one is gonna stand out in Mr. Man's mind?

Even if anybody finds these pages, which is highly unlikely because they have absolutely <strong>NO</strong> search engine optimization whatever, who the hell is gonna remember them? They're all <strong>ALIKE</strong>!!! Isn't the point in Internet advertising about the freedom of individuality, about reaching millions, about being remembered? And for ASPs, isn't it about getting <strong>THE CALL</strong>?

Men are fools and, God love 'em, they tend to let the little feller do their decision making. Many of them will admit that freely. The bottom line is that men are visual monsters, they can't help it, that's how they're hard-wired. No matter <strong>WHAT</strong> kind of enticing descriptions are written on your "About Me" page, even if they skim over it looking for the goodies, they're <strong>NOT</strong> gonna remember it (<em>well, they <strong>MIGHT</strong> remember what "language" you speak</em>). Nor will they remember the 4-5 grainy photos you're allowed on most "free" sites with the great big "watermark" across them. They're gonna remember the huge 800 pixel header bar across the top of the page and the "banner" - which look like literally thousands of others.

Of course, YMMV. This whole rant might be because I woke up with a zit roughly the size and texture of a fucking <strong>GRAPE</strong> on the corner of my lip this morning, approximately five thousand flies that have decided to "snowbird" it in my house and the dog's decidely unmanicured paw in my face.

Feh ...

I gotta go to work.

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