May 2008
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parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the twenty-fifth
anniversary of his arrival in that parish.
A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was
chosen
to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner, but he was
delayed in traffic, so the priest decided to say his own few words while
they waited.
You will understand, he said, the seal of the confessional, can never be
broken. However, I got my first impressions of the parish from the first
confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about this, but when I
came
here twenty-five years ago I thought I had been assigned to a terrible
place.
The very first chap who entered my confessional told me how he had stolen a
television set, and when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the
officer. Further, he told me he had embezzled money from his place of
business and had an affair with his boss's wife. I was appalled.
But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that, and I
had, indeed come to,
a fine parish full of understanding and loving people. Just as the priest
finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late.
He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk. "I'll
never
forget the first day our parish priest arrived in this parish, said the
politician. In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in
confession."
Moral: DON'T EVER BE LATE
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Added on: 05/30/08 07:31
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During work, John and William were chatting:
John: William, I've been taking night courses for 5 months now and I
have an exam next week.
William: oh!
John: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
William: No
John: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night courses
you would know this.
The next day, the same discussion took place:
John: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
William: No
John: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses,
you would know this.
The next day, once again:
John: And do you know who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
William: No
John: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you
would know this.
This time, William got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is
George Hunt?
John: No
William: He's the guy sleeping with your wife!! If you stop night
courses, you would know this!!
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Added on: 05/30/08 07:30
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VE REASONS FOR NOT BEING BORN A PENIS IN YOUR NEXT LIFE
1. Every time you see a woman coming, you have to stand up.
2. You are bald throughout your life.
3. You have a hole in your head.
4. You have two nuts hanging below you &
5. You have an ' asshole' behind you.
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Added on: 05/30/08 05:40
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