A word of advice; keep your health plan paid up!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating
furiously.

Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful!

Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry
that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition
where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that
at least
five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could
easily rupture."

Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in
bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan. "

now all we need to do is figure out how to bill the insurance compnies

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Added on: 02/27/07 21:31
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